Tyler. 25. Orange County, CA.
queer. trans*. poly. borderline. hybrid vamp.

Made in Unity during class…#bored

The Fellowship of the Ring was formed as a brotherhood among members of the various Free Peoples of Middle-earth…
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quincyjesuslovesyou:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

Russel Howard for Prime Minister

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officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

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datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

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thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

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thetygre:

A collection of buttons from Megas XLR.

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queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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idyllspace:

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boookmarrow:

Mary Lambert Sings Wheatus’ “Teenage Dirtbag” LIVE at Billboard as part of our Candid Covers video series. December 2013.

#she says she thought teenage dirtbag was a lesbian love song!!!!!! #i can’t believe i never saw how perfectly that fits!!!!!!!!

casual reminder that Mary Lambert was the feat artist on Same Love (and then wrote a whole awesome song based on her part called She Keeps Me Warm)

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art-of-swords:

Silver Mounted Dagger

  • Dated: 19th Century
  • Place of Origin: China
  • Measurements: overall length 32 cm

The dagger has a straight, single-edged, pamor blade grooved at the back. The silver grip has its base in the shape of a dragon head, while the ring-nut is decorated with cabochon stones. The silver scabbard is richly decorated with high-relieved effigy of dragons and floral motifs, enriched with hard stones and features two suspension rings.

Source: Copyright 2014 © Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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whitebeltwriter:

frozenshado:

jinx-jinxagain:

i am so sorry

Who gave you the right to make this.

I’m in tears. stop it. *sobs*

YOU HAD ME AT THE FIRST KNOCK HOW DARE YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODDAMNIT I AM CRYING

I’M TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THIS MOVIE TO DEAL WITH THIS DAMNIT

~ Juliette

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  • Question: do trans* pansexuals have any special powers? i feel like i'm not scaring my parents enough with pan facts alone - confettistan
  • Answer:

    pansexualfacts:

    Fact: Trans* pansexuals absolutely do have special powers. While any pansexual can have control over any two the four elements, trans* pansexuals can control all four of them at will. Furthermore, trans* pansexuals can see in the dark, and can survive in temperatures as low as -70 degrees Celsius and as high as 60 degrees. The only other group that possesses this power are Canadians. Trans* pansexuals can also manipulate time within a timeframe of two hours, which can be very useful in undoing awkward situations or sleeping longer in the morning.

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gadreel-of-gan-eden-gehinnom:

pansexualfacts:

Fact: When sexually stimulated, pansexuals give off wifi signals. If you’re ever staying at a hotel, make sure the room next to you is occupied by a pansexual. It will be very convenient, although somewhat awkward.

is this how sam winchester gets his wifi

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Many pansexuals are known thiefs. They often steal small objects, such as hair ties, car keys, or singular socks, leaving behind its pair to be unmatched. The items are hoarded in underground headquarters where pansexuals spend a large amount of their free time. However, pansexuals are…

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